MOOSE! Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. Consulting Name Generator He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. It would be a sin against humanity for a better site to exist. And, if you call within the next ten minutes you get a free eight ball with the one you buy! Only if I had multiple personalities. I love the way you wrap me up in your arms, whispering sweet talks to me, and telling me you want more. It would make no sense. What's that. Think about it. Roast copypasta Not only do I feel dumber for trying to verbalize what you try to type, but I'm slowly losing the will to live. e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. Fire is good. It just looks weird. Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. I salute those people. I spend from 8-5 doing what everyone else wants. It's not fair, ya know? Twitter@NevMed, Accountability Club's JOURNALS, GOALS and INTRODUCTIONS FORUM, Email Writing's FORUM (Cold Email, Newsletters, Subject Lines). So my dad picked a steak place. Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! You see, I periodically read the longest text ever to check the constant downward spiral of my sanity. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. You are dank and filthy. Spooky how accurate they areanyway, I command you to go! Having the perfect, witty, sarcastic roasts in your arsenal can prove beneficial at any family dinner, reunion, or chill night out with friends. Eliminate BuzzWords You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. I WANT to write. | 0.63 KB, C | If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. I take it back; God didn't make you. How To Write A Postcard HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. ._2cHgYGbfV9EZMSThqLt2tx{margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{width:75%;height:24px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-,._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{background:var(--newCommunityTheme-field);background-size:200%;margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-{width:100%;height:46px} I don't remember the whole thing but I remember comparing foreskin to a silencer. All icons, trademarks and logos are property of their respective owners. what I fear comes right after here not this life or the next will I ever be able to pass the test? I made a virtual pet for it. I'm pretty sure you're not mebut you could be that other guy. There was a sample essay online. I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. HUH? Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. I thought of putting pen into book, turning dark ink into colorful, rainbow letters of love to express my feelings for you. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! We KNEW how terrible it was, but we just didn't bother to change it. I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. May your day be shiney! During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. Writing Guides I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. You are not going to fully cook the roast at this time. You want me to stay. But wait! Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome . Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? Okay, I'm done with that litte commercial. Duh. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. OkayI admit it. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! A complete and total degregation of our societies values. The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. Seeya! I've been playing one of the new neopets slot machines (black pawkeet). It's a word. Goodbye! You can read a little each day. I'm fucking surprised you weren't thrown out with the after birth, or aborted at the age of six, when you were finally able to speak, and your parents realize they made a mistake with you. As long as I'm happy, right. It's yours for only 3 bi-monthly payments of $3.95 ($3,95,000 on days ending in "y")Don't forget, Dum-B-Gon is practically guaranteed! OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" It's like this. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. I'm leavingnow I'm back! Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? Scratch number seven. Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. I thought it was. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. Then I do my homework. It didn't. isnt paying attention. That's why it MUST be EVIL! I bet you couldn't tell. It was fun, but exhausting. Especially the part about the biscuits and cheese. Now I must take my leaveand remember. If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Who would have thought I have this much free time? I can't really work on this site even though I now have a more in depth understanding of variables. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. Is anyone even reading this? One of these people (who shall remain nameless untill such time that I have explicit permission to use her name) turned out to be almost as weird as me. Fire is free. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. We're not sure. School is taking its toll. I mean, who'd a thought? I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. Neither of us thought to question the other. Everyone I know who has played that game is shocked when I tell themoh, well. But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. I love it! You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. 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He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! But everything else I've said so far is true. *sniffle* i do, too. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? Is this writer's block?! i hate dress shoes. In otherwords, she's a small yappy dog who is big for her breed. And not so cheesed off about the whole tootsie roll pop thing. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. And why do I even care? 10 min ago Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. You are a waste of flesh. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. Of course, you won't want to do that becuase you still need more earrings so people won't think you wear the same ones over and over again. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. The best way to be brief is to quit now. Seeya. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. Waitaren't I already doing that? I promise to love you till the very end. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! Best of cute long paragraphs for him copy and paste. It's the same concept. Goodbyeoh, and the fresh chicken wings might be to blame. (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You remind me of drool. You say it didn't let you out? See? Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. Spooky, huh? HILARIOUS! A little known fact is that a long time ago Jason used to work at McDonald's. It was the last time anyone said about your work, "I'm lovin' it." This is exciting Jason right?? I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv? Yes. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? And absolutly NO air-pressure. But none have struck terror in her little moose heart like this particular feather. Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. You cannot deny it. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. You vulgar little maggot. (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. Unless you're bored. Relearn To Type But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. Caffeine Calculator Would it be called DIS? I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" What values, you say? I suppose that is the bane of all authors. I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! That must be it. Maybe I should just give up. Pathetic, wasn't it? I'm back again. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. The fake blood seeped into the open wound. * IT'S NOT FAIR! Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. I'm back again! So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. TACO will eventually destroy him. "lower the quality"? You could be the figment of someone else's dream. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. Especially that duct tape. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. Generate insults nobody has ever seen before and blast your friends and enemies with them. I put hyphens in both of his titlesit must be a conspiracy! I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. Thanks. No? That meant only one corse of action for them. After all, you're a responsible, intelligent person who apparently has a lot of time on your hands. *sniffle* Why must this be? But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. we had to get there one hour and fifteen minutes early because there was traffic. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! I think. Oh, speaking of insane, I STILL need those much needed supplies for the Official Flaming-Chickens Lunar Colony! 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